"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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