Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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