I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
Randomize
