you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
