how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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