That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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