Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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