Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
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