Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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