so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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