I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Randomize
