They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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