You just made me feel so damn special
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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