I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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