Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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