How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
you will always have a special place in my vag
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
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