Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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