Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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