Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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