Ambien. No doubt about it.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
No subtext here. People are naked.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
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