Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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