Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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