That's intense
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
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