i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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