What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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