69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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