Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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