What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
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