mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
i out mim tonsoeep
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