Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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