so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
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