idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Randomize
