That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
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