is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
We talked him into tasing himself.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
My orgasm happened in two different decades
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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