what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
The struggles of a small town man whore
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