The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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