No more Irish car bombs ever.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Actions speak louder than pants.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
no more duck duck goose at the bar
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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