Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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