operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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