I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
I look better un-naked...
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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