Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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