You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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