i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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