My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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