i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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