As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
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