Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
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