Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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