Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
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