How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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