What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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