I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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