She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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