If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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