I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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