their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I can't put those talents on a resume
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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