She is in my trunk
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
is that a dick in a sweater?
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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