she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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